hundondestiny:

fromacomrade:

President Donald Trump once again unleashed what’s become his presidential hallmark: a bizarre, winding, threatening press conference, this time following his White House meeting with Democratic leaders Friday to try to break the impasse causing the government shutdown.

In a long, meandering briefing in the Rose Garden, Trump told reporters the partial shutdown now heading into its third week could go on for months, even years, if Democrats don’t give him the $5.6 billion he’s demanding to build a U.S.-Mexico border wall. The Democrats have steadfastly refused. The shutdown has affected some 800,000 federal workers — 420,000 of them forced to work without pay — since Dec. 22.

“This is national security we’re talking about,” Trump said. “We’re not talking about games.“

When asked if there was any “safety net” for workers going without pay as the shutdown continues, Trump responded: “The safety net is going to be having a strong border.”

Trump also floated another way he could get his wall: declaring a state of national emergency over border security to build it without congressional approval.

“I could do it if I wanted,” Trump said.

just so you know all the people not getting paid are also at risk of not getting unemployment either because the shutdown has gone on so long. ppls food, disability, and Medicaid benefits are going to b restricted. he is literally willing to let Even More people starve and die for a stupid fucking wall he won’t even be able to build. i don’t want hear shit about “negotiating” and uwu seeing the other side. he is killing people.

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

kirby and link are my favorite crossover friendship. its just intrinsically good

kirby: “poyo”

link: “hyah”

solidarity achieved

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princessgarbagechan:

*posts a picture of some bread*

I BET YOU AMERICAN JACKFUCKS DON’T HAVE THIS.  IT’S CALLED WHEATBLUMPS AND YOU’RE ALL MORONS FOR NEVER HAVING EATEN IT.

synthicyde:

karpad:

darkbookworm13:

feedmecomicart:

webbut:

seelcudoom:

transgirlnausicaa:

durbikins:

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

ate the fucking knife

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nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

  • The googly eyes he puts on things
  • His cow jugs
  • The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
  • That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

hexglyphs:

*walks into the GSA wearing a tshirt that says “yes i’m gay yes i’m homophobic” and immediately gets lectured by a girl who thinks that being “kinky” with her greasy centrist boyfriend makes her qu*er and her friend who headcanons alexander hamilton as a bi polyamorous stoner in her modern high school AU!fanfic for being ‘insensitive’, ‘a bad role model’ and ‘a poor representative of the qu*er community’*

venuselectrificata:

retroactivebakeries:

venuselectrificata:

i am not immune to propaganda

you are immune to stab wounds

i am immune to stab wounds

wembleyfraggles:

wembleyfraggles:

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some banners for all the fools and worms out there :)

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sleepykylo:

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this